bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
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Helium

August 22nd, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

Important Internet News Sources report that apparently, we are running out of Helium, and the cost has nearly tripled in the past ten years. Important Internet News Sources say this shortage is caused by a depletion of a large Helium reserve in Texas, but I posit that it can be largely explained by the fact that I worked the Balloon Counter at Party City from 1996-2000.

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