bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
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je plateau!

June 28th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

WHY does this image appear when I google weight loss plateau? These people are celebrating dying, not plateauing!

I think I am currently weight loss plateauing and have been for a while. I know because the internet just told me. It makes perfect sense though – a certain amount of running / etc works for a WHILE, but once your body gets used to it, you have to freak it out into losing more weight, by experimenting with other types of cardio (I CHOOSE JUMP ROPING!) and sometimes even adding MORE calories (I CHOOSE DOUGHNUTS!) I’ve decided I really like this about the human body. It’s a natural way of making sure you don’t get scary skinny, and also a way to keep us from getting into rutts. I’d love to stay and talk, but I really have to go ride a bike and eat a bundt cake.

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