HOW TO WEAR CLOTHES AND NOT DIE
August 31st, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter
1.) Look at the weather outside
2.) Observe that it’s apocalyptic in its heat
3.) Look in your closet
4.) Consider Pants
5.) Reject the idea of Pants
4.) Find a summer dress that’s barely fabric that you are far too old to own, let alone wear
5.) Put a shirt on UNDER it so that’s mildly work appropriate
6.) CONGRATS, YOU’RE WEARING CLOTHES
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