Me: eeee gonna order my clogs for the wedding!

Morrison:…your what?

Me:….my clogs? For the wedding?

Morrison: You’re going to wear CLOGS?!

Me: Yeah! Like nice strappy white clog things!

Morrison: I just feel like that’s not nice enough.

Me: but I always wear clogs. I can move in them, I feel like myself in them —

Morrison: BAH! YOU CAN’T WEAR CLOGS TO A WEDDING!

Me: FINE FINE I’LL FIND SOME DISNEY PRINCESS SHOES!

Morrison: But also, I will be wearing tennis shoes.

Me: OF COURSE, OF COURSE.