bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
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Math Problem

January 25th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Q. Bekah is 33 years old. She has been in New York City for 4 days where there is 0 chance of getting a DUI, so naturally, Bekah has been consuming  3 to 4 glasses of wine a night. How many more nights can she keep this going for / how much more wine before Bekah’s body gives up and her brain turns to grapes and she just dies of sulfite poisoning?

A. NOW. SHE IS ALREADY DEAD. BEKAH GO HOME.

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