bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
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October 27th, 2008 by Bekah Brunstetter

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 In the realm of Corporate Housing, one often encounters these things called ‘Leasing Agents,’ or as we call them, ‘fembots,’ or ‘the apocaplypse personified,’ or ‘Lucifer in a Sweater Set.’

We’re dealing with a particularly nasty one this week in Long Island city. Someone definitely peed on her Luna Bar. When Aaron went to friendly-ly greet her in person last week, his goodnature and charm were greeted by frigidty.

Sometimes, people are people, i.e., humans. And sometimes they are robots.

Recap:

Bekah: Did you meet that leasing consultant girl?

Aaron: She’s all business, man.

Bekah: Did you guys make out?

Aaron: She makes out with rattlesnakes. And then turns them into boots.

….Evil.

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