bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
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How get all of my time and also money

February 23rd, 2014 by Bekah Brunstetter

Charming old Man sitting at table outside CVS: HELLO BEAUTIFUL LADY!

Me (walking away): Hi, I’m sorry, I’m, I don’t have any —

Old Man: You have a minute?

Me: (No) Sure, um —

Old Man: we’re collecting money to feed a bunch of  kids an easter supper in April, we’re just looking for any help, any help at all.

Me: Well that sounds….that sounds great.

Old Man: 20 dollars feeds a whole family of them.

Me: I’ve only got a five.

Old Man: Beautiful lady, we will take whatever we can get. We’re gonna fix honey ham, sides, egg hunt,  We take the debit cards, too.

Me: Here are all of my cards.

Old Man (swiping them:) We’re looking for volunteers too to help out with the picnic. Beautiful young lady like you,  the children would sure appreciate it ,and it’s kinda place you could meet your husband, not that you don’t need one if you don’t got one, I’m sure you’re just fine on your own, but we’re not meant to go through life alone.

Me: OKAY SIGN ME UP AND HERE IS ALL OF MY CONTACT AND PERSONAL INFORMATION AND ALSO A HUG.

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