bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

NO. RACOONS.

October 16th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

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Panera, RELAX.

October 15th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

It is JUST a salad.

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I HAVE AN OFFICE

October 15th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

THIS IS MY OFFICE.

I haven’t settled on an interior decorator yet, still interviewing, but I’m thinking wet bar and serenity pool.

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DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

October 14th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

It is time to tell the LA sunshine to mind its own beeswax and instead, lay around all afternoon with boy watching home improvement, peppered occasionally with episodes of Kitchen Nightmare in which grown men cry over frozen meatballs. Also, it is Tool Time.

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They’re Just like Us

October 13th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

Brunch in Hollywood with a young and bearded John Candy.

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PLANE CRASH!

October 12th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

The Science Channel has a new show, called Plane Crash, in which they crash planes all in the name of science. If you’re a functioning human being like me who has spent countless hours wondering what it might look like to be inside of a plane when it crashes, your worse nightmares can now be realized from the safety of your couch, because yes indeed, there are cameras inside of said crashing planes, and you can watch dummies get impaled by plane pieces as gas masks tumble and wings slice through cockpits. This is all to say that Augie is in the air right now, en route to LA, so I hereby push away the chances of his plane crashes with this blog post.

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Verisimilitude

October 11th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

Underemployed premieres next week! Here we have Sofia, or: my favorite character – a writer, very much coddled by her parents, who works at a pretentious donut store to pay the telephone bills and automobills. She’s me at 21,  if I were Asian. She’s great. It’s great. We’re all great. Watch the show. Great!

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I <3 my Parents

October 10th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

I was going to send my parents a late-night and slightly wine induced yet genuine email about this, but now, in the sober light of day, I think I’ll share it with the entire internet, instead. First off, these are my parents. Here’s my Dad in China, doing some charitable business work of some kind:

And here’s my Mom, doing her own sort of charitable business work, in which she DROVE ME from North Carolina all the way up to Brooklyn after a snowstorm cancelled all flights.

Conversation with two friends last night turned to parents.  They said their parents were less than stoked about what they’d chosen to do with their lives (acting, writing.)  It got me thinking: I am so, so lucky. I have parents who have always believed in me and have never wanted me to do anything but write. They paid for my college. In grad school, they helped me pay rent so that I could make lattes for Ethan Hawke only PART time and write plenty of ten minute plays about siamese twins. Post- grad school they’ve showered me with faith, support, and strange ideas for screenplays. Currently, my Dad allows me to call him at all hours and force him to explain to me, really explain to me, what fracking is, and my Mom tells me everyday, be it via text or email or phone, that she loves me. She also engages in long email chains about whether it’s better to have a brown or black purse, and sends me pictures of fruit I like. In summation, THANK YOU PARENTS! Someday, somehow, I’ll make it up to you.

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Man eats Roaches to win Python; Dies instead.

October 9th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

Today, on WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD:

“Some of the snakes were pretty expensive,” he said. “I thought if I could eat the bugs to get one, it’d be a good idea.”

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Off on Script

October 9th, 2012 by Bekah Brunstetter

I would like to begin writing, BUT.

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