bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

the spread

August 22nd, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

My favorite place to discover food poisoning / stomach bug thing is actually 30,000 feet in the air on a turbulent plane. JE DEAD.

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Spahhhhhhhhhhhhh

August 21st, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

Today on I Have Body Issues, Elizabeth* talked me into a full body scrub down at a Korean Spa. I am not usually one for spa treatment. The equivalent for me is when I occasionally do a really good job of shaving my legs. But I agreed, always trusting of her version of a good time, and what followed was three hours of pounding / confusion / naked times /  bliss. Basically, you naked around for a bit between a hot tub, steam room and sauna, and then, AND THEN, FOR 90 MINUTES, a Korean woman in the fine black undergarments of the JCPenney’s sale rack for Grandmothers pounds / scrubs / massages you for  NINETY MINUTES. Intermittenly, she puts cucumbers on you, throws buckets of warm water on you, climbs on top of you and sticks her elbows into you. Then, she washes your hair, rubs your head and throws milk on your face. If that isn’t Sunday afternoon, I truly don’t know what is. It. Was. Incredible. Unfortunately, afterwards, we were forced to put clothes back on.

* Okay fine. This is ‘technically’ her name. So fine. I’ll use it.

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Half Moon Bay

August 20th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

Some people (namely Buddy’s family) live here. Like they look out their window, and this is what they see. SO. PRETTY.

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Buddy at work!

August 19th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

In the new Veg News offices! I have a Question. Is it humanly possible to be any more cute?!

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I (was) Be Clubbin

August 19th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

Everybody likes it when Bekah shakes something (?)

To commemorate my last night in LA, friend / host David decided it best we go ‘clubbing.’ At a new club opening. In Universal studios. Adjacent to Bubba Gump. And an Abercrombie. And so, we did.

I can’t be sure what I was infused WITH, but definite points for inner middle school Bekah for getting to be the Girl who gets the Guys into the club.

WITHOUT ME, THEY WERE WORTHLESS.

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Receipts!

August 18th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

Regardless – irregardless – Regardless? What are words? Irregardless of whether or not you are actually organized / good at life, there are certain things you can do to make it seem like you are. Like: keeping track of receipts for taxes. I very much enjoy the act of taking a receipt and haphazardly marking it with the name of who I was ‘business meeting’ with, and shoving it into my wallet, where it will most likely stay until I can no longer close my wallet, at which point it’s transferred into a big box that was once full of cookies where it will later be dumped onto the bed and sorted into piles come February, 2012. It just really makes me feel like I have my crap together, you know? I have my crap together?

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A whole Car!

August 17th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

It never ceases to amaze me how you can give someone a credit card and they will (temporarily) give you a whole car. And then suddenly, you are driving it, making wrong turns / driving too slow / simultaneously watching road AND iphone map / getting bearings in terms of Starbuck’s / pissing off all of LA.  Thanks, Enterprise!

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Words with (ex boy)friends

August 16th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

The weird thing about words with friends, or one of, is the fact that you find yourself engaged in games with people you have not actually spoken to in forever. People who you once wished would get hit by cars. Suddenly, all words are loaded, and the competition is on. HE CANNOT WIN. Undue? Really? Undue?

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On Beds

August 15th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

Today on useless information about my personal life, I think I need a new bed. I think I’ve had mine for 6 years? I didn’t realize how crappy mine was until I slept on like a nice like actual like grown up bed in Chicago. Now my home-bed feels like sleeping on piles of cutlery. But I feel like beds are expensive. Maybe Santa will bring me a new bed.

EY SANTA.

SANTA!

WILL YOU BRING ME A NEW BED? For Christmas I would like to sleep on a very large and very firm marshmallow It can even be festive.

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Digiorno will not stop until we’re Dead.

August 14th, 2011 by Bekah Brunstetter

Or: it’s not delivery! It’s diarrehea!

AM I RIGHT LADIES

LADIES, AM I RIGHT?

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