bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

MY KINDA OLYMPIAN

February 13th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Red Gerard, ladies and ladies. This Gold Medal Kid:

  • overslept the morning of his big run and had to be woken up by his roommate
  • couldn’t find his olympics coat so he had to borrow his roommates
  • was so genuinely thrown and excited when he won the gold that he unabashedly cursed on live international television
  • GIVE HIM THE GOLD FOR EVERYTHING EVER

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MY KINDA SPORTS GAME

February 5th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

I truly couldn’t really care less, but if the game ends  with the winning players holding their tiny daughters who are wearing tiny headbands that match their Dad’s uniforms and tiny headphones so that their tiny ears might not be harmed by all of the revelry, COUNT ME IF FOR ALL FUTURE SPORTS.

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Here’s why it’s Fine

November 2nd, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

1.) Not only was this the Astro’s first ever win in the World Series, Houston badly needed some hope and joy after Harvey. Many of the people cheering them on lost their homes and have loved ones who lost their lives. TODAY, THEIR JOY IS NOT JUST SPORTSJOY, BUT LIFEJOY.

2.) I DON’T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT SPORTS ANYWAYS.

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GOLF IS LYFE

September 10th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

There was speculation that this picture was photoshop fake news, but it is in fact AS REAL AS AN INTERNET THING CAN BE. Apparently when these golf sportsers in Oregon started their game, the fire was the ‘size of a grocery store,’ but as they neared the end of their golf sports game, it was ‘the size of many grocery stores,’ and yet they still finished. I will now proceed with my own caption contest.

– Dude does anyone else suddenly really want BBQ?

– This is what is wrong with this country.

– This is what is wrong with the people in this country.

-This is what is wrong with Golf.

– …..GOLF.

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squatstetters

May 27th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

I am very bad at squats but I keep trying to not be bad at them. Some people do them like they spent their entire womb-life squatting, like they are actually followed around by a series of invisible chairs, but I do them desperately, like I’m constantly falling, like I was born without muscle. But instead of being upset about my poor form and utter lack of athleticism, it makes me kind of happy, because I recently discovered that my brothers can’t do squats, either. We are just all genetically pre-disposed to not doing squats, for whatever reason. Not only is this a remarkable excuse for squatting like I’m pooping really cold play doh, it also just reminds me that I have three brothers, and no matter where we all are, we are connected, and we are the same, and we cannot squat.

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Pie tops!

March 6th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

Today on what is right with America, Pizza Hut has released a pair of shoes called pie tops. They sync to your phone, you know, like shoes do, and when you press the tongue of said shoe, it connects to your phone and orders you a pizza, because it’s way too simple to just order a pizza from your phone and it’s just way more fun to lean down and press upon your shoe and make pizza happen and just know for the rest of the day that your foot summoned food.  I’d really like to tell you more about them but I really must away and find said shoes in GIANT HUSBAND SIZE.

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‘Writing’

February 26th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

Please don’t tell anyone I owe any sort of script to, but by ‘going to hotel to write’ I actually mean ‘hiding in hotel room with room service watching cheerleading competitions wishing I could go back in time and be either a strong or portable person who cheered competitively in college.’

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TARSPORTS!

April 3rd, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

THE CAROLINA SPORTSTEAM WON THE SPORTSBALL GAME AND ARE GOING TO THE SPORTS FINALS! I WORE MY SPORTS SHIRT!

PERHAPS IT WAS SPORTSLUCK, OR SPORTSSKILL. EITHER WAY I WILL BE CHEERING  THEM ON IN THE SPORTSFINAL MONDAY NIGHT SO THAT THEY MIGHT OBTAIN MORE POINTS THAN THE OTHER SPORTSTEAM AND BE GIVEN THE BIG SPORTSPRIZE!!!!!!!

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SHOTZ SHOTZ (MOZZARELLA) SHOTZ

February 7th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Somebody try and stop me from making these genius shot glasses made of fried mozzarella and stuffed full of marina sauce.

NO SERIOUSLY PLEASE.  SOMEONE TRY AND STOP ME.

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GOOOOOOO SPORTS (FOOD)

February 2nd, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

The Carolina Panthers are in the Superbowllllll! I am from North Carolina and so I care! And by care I of course mean yes the game can be on and I will yell sports at the game, but mostly I just want to MAKE AND EAT THE SNACKS. Like I don’t know maybe these tiny mac n cheese cups.

Or maybe these tiny individual seven layer dips.

OR DEFINITELY THIS THING THAT SOME DEAR PERSON INVENTED / MADE AND DUBBED A ‘SNACKADIUM.’

AMERICA YOU ARE ALREADY GREAT.

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