bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

STAGED FAMILY PICTURE

November 28th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Let it be known that Cracker, having been raised by a human who is allergic to forced moments, heard the words ‘family picture!!!’ and hid above the refrigator for hours until finally he had to come down for food and then I FORCED THE MOMENT UPON HIM. Him being both of them.

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unhalloween

October 31st, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Being a married woman now, I am, in fact, far too elegant and mature to engage in any sort of seasonal pageantry or casual workplace costume contest, and far too busy on my week-ends with the errands and the preparing of things for my husband to drive way out of my way for costume piece so that I might be a Pig in a Blanket. No time for such tomfoolery. This terrifying nose just comes with my face.

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Catbowl

October 5th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Whoever got Cracker this catbowl off our registry, THANK YOU AND FYI  HE CAN’T STOP SITTING IN IT AND STARING OFF INTO SPACE WITH A LOOK THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS ‘I’M SO HAPPY MY PARENTS ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO PUT THINGS LIKE CAT BOWLS ON THEIR REGISTRY’

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I’ll just leave this here.

August 14th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

New Friend totally Goated me on until I took a picture with her / GOAT JOKES FOR DAYZ

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TRICK QUESTION

August 11th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Which one of these pictures is the best?

Take your time. Pick your favorite. Go ahead. Do it.

YOU ARE WRONG.

THEY ARE ALL THE VERY BEST. EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF THEM IS THE BEST PICTURE OF THIS FLAWLESS MOMENT, WHICH IS WHY I CURRENTLY HAVE 900 VERSIONS OF IT ON MY PHONE.

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Q:

August 6th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

WHAT DO GOATS AND MORRISON HAVE IN COMMON?

A. THEY DON’T LOVE TO HAVE THEIR PICTURE TAKEN SO JUST GRAB IT WHENEVER AND HOWEVER YOU CAN

ALSO THEY BOTH LIKE FOOD

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cardiojai

August 3rd, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

You’re in Ojai for a conference. You’d like to stay in shape, but there are no gyms or spin studios or gym spin studios or studio spins in sight, because, well, Ojai. Ojai is your gym. Its hills are your elliptical. Stroll up them, casually contemplating big questions. Happen upon a local, who asks you if you’ve seen the bear. Stop strolling. What bear? Oh, apparently there’s been a bear in the area. You know, just like, a bear. Smile at the local. Turn around. RUN. RUN BACK DOWN THE HILL AS FAST AS YOU HUMANLY CAN AWAY FROM THE THE BEAR. CURL UP IN THE YOGA MAT IN YOUR TRUNK AND WEEP.

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Comfort Dogs.

June 17th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Today, on Good News / everything will be okay-ish:  a Lutheran non-profit K-9 comfort dogs has sent twelve golden retrievers to Orlando to comfort the victims’ families. They were previously deployed to bring calm and solace after the Sandy Hook shooting and the Boston Marathon Bombing. JUST LOOK AT THEM.

They’ve been snuggling with victims in their hospitals beds, serving as pillows and handkerchiefs for grieving mothers and siblings. It’s just beautiful. This is why Animals. I would like to Yes And this and pitch Comfort Cats. Or perhaps just Comfort Cracker.

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the purrpose of Cats

June 3rd, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

I’ve been spending a lot of my residency this week not only workshopping puns, as per, but also face deep in apocalypse porn, which is to say, articles and movies about what the end of the world might look like, and how humans might live inside of it. A huge problem, apparently, will be scorpions. But fortunately for us, this is what house cats are for, as depicted in this most purrfect picture I have ever found on the internet that I can’t stop looking at:

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BEER DONKEY! (?)

May 5th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

My Dad’s coworker sent me this picture of a Beer Donkey from the last wedding she went to (Thanks, Joan!) I am so charmed and also I have so many questions. Does the donkey just carry the beer? Does it deliver the beer to people directly? Is the donkey drunk? IS THE ADORABLE DRUNK DONKEY FOR HIRE OR FOR SALE?! IS IT FREE IN OCTOBER?!

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