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(Maybe now Kashi will pay my student loans?)

Last night, Dylan and I were delighted to spend some quality time with our inner old people with a rousing game of BINGO!!! (In a bar.) The game announcer, who I am 97% sure was Hurley from lost, took his sweet time in between letter/ number calling – partially to stretch the game out; partially to watch Canada beat someone in something. And so, it became really exciting. And then, you guys. You guys. I WON. I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a shot of tequila.)

We have small, weird clusters of housewares throughout our office. They form small armies and lurk in corners. In Aaron’s office, the lamps have congegrated. He fears they are moving towards him when he’s not looking. Lurking, plotting our demise.

This morning, 39th and 6th; Old man screaming at Other old man on the street:

 ‘…AND I SAID TO HIM, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A BABY IF YOU DON’T MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE!’

…that’s right, old man. That’s right.

As is the case with most large cities, NYC must celebrate most things with a large ,debaucherous parade. Fortunately, the one that takes place today is a nice, civlized mid-day affair – you know, with horses and veterans.

It’s the Hoboken parade (held last weekend) that causes a serious mess. I didn’t really know what was going on when I got on the train to Penn Station last Saturday, circa 10am, and there were handfuls of green-clad college kids riding with me, already drunk. And It was such a particular mess this year that the city is considering cancelling it in the future - as revellers were peeing off of balconies and ‘performing the sex act in open windows,’ reports the News.

Go braugh and corn beef and things!

Now, go pinch innocent strangers and puke in the Street!

 ….The Robot dog, which we now own. The Brunstetters have officially lost it. Breathtaking original photos to come.Also, just merry Christmas, in general.Also some of these:  And one of these:  God Bless Us.  Every one.