bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

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May 27th, 2010 by Bekah Brunstetter


I am watching sweetie, the 3 legged sweet cat, for a week: steve is adopting her from a friend who’s moving to Hawaii (please note: when I explained this to Sarah the other day, I said that Steve was taking the cat for his friend, because ‘it’s hard to bring pets into other countries.’ Hmmm.)  She is sweet, small ball of scared. Thanks to miss Anne Kilby, the Cat Whisperer, Sweetie finally made it out from under my bed, where she may have been content to stay all week. Now, she has found the tub.  She has yet to meet the baby kitty, though they do keep doing this weird call and response ‘meow’ thing. More to come in this cat saga, which I’m sure you find compelling and relevant!

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life : hard

May 1st, 2010 by Bekah Brunstetter


The Baby Kitty likes to spend about 97% of his time rubbing in the fact that he does have to worry about money or shelter or fear of failure or caloric intake or genocide or any of things, but rather, only must lay around, being fat. I get it, cat. I GET IT.

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December 19th, 2009 by Bekah Brunstetter



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December 3rd, 2009 by Bekah Brunstetter


Oh, it is hard, being fat and worthless. Get a job, baby kitty. GET A JOB.

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and so another picture of my cat

October 11th, 2009 by Bekah Brunstetter


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October 5th, 2009 by Bekah Brunstetter


While aunt bekah is in LA, baby kitty is going to stay with Uncle Steve – which apparently he is Really in to.

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how to instill patience in your cat

February 1st, 2009 by Bekah Brunstetter




…Coming soon.

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raise your hand

April 16th, 2008 by Bekah Brunstetter


if you think I should adopt a cat friend for baby kitty this weekend from BARC which is a no-kill pet sanctuary nearby. I could get a blind blue kitten named Elizabeth, if I wanted. I think I just might. Baby meows incessantly sometimes and I think he’s lonely. I think I will acquire for him a friend. Then I will have two cats. And as my Dad says, ‘two cats are better than one. Then you can kick one into the other.’

Also, raise your hand if you think hipster brooklyn mice prefer organic peanut butter or over-priced goat cheese that should be saved for sandwiches.

Do it.

The answer, of course, is cheese.

Do NOT raise your hand if someone is looking, because that would be weird. If someone is looking, tell them to F off. If they F off, blog about it.

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Aunt Carrie

September 7th, 2007 by Bekah Brunstetter

You know who you are.

Here is your baby:


He made me take this for his facebook account. He wanted something distinguished and angsty. He’s hoping to reconnect with friends from high school and find ladies with similiar interests: being fat, Starring at Things, taking Paper Naps, and Stinking up the House.

We miss you.

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a fat pussy

August 20th, 2007 by Bekah Brunstetter


Ladies and Gentlemen, the baby kitty. If you pussy is chubby, limit the time he spends sleeping on copies of your Written Word.

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