bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

the real boss baby

March 29th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

Okay fine, let’s just go ahead and change the name of this blog to ALL BABIES ALL THE TIME. At this point in my life, is there anything more important? NERP. Today, on ALL BABIES ALL THE TIME, I got lil nephew Sebastian an LA shirt for his baby shower, and now he’s filling it out like a BOSS.

No really, I will literally do ANYTHING he tells me to do.

Posted in YAY, a lot, boys, i am lucky, what my friends are doing | No Comments »

He can / I can’t

March 26th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

Sometimes I forget that Morrison can dance his face off like a love interest in an movie a la good ol’ Bing Crosby days. He studied ballroom dance in high school, and so when the right song is on, he morphs from gentle giant who prefers to not draw attention to himself,  to SLICK AND ALLURING DANCING SWAN MAN. The footwork alone is insane and he busts it out at dance parties like a secret trick. People tend to watch. And when this happens, sometimes I just watch him, too,  with a big stupid smile on my face, as it’s sort of a thing from a dream, having a man who not only CAN dance, but WANTS to. I can usually get away with a bit of objective staring, until he pulls me up to dance with him, at which point I promptly step on his feet, at which point he spins me around,  and which point I fall on my face laughing like a kid on one of those spinny things, at which point he catches me.

Posted in MAWWAGE., YAY, a dream is a wish your heart makes, a lot, boys, i am lucky, trying too hard | No Comments »

TRIBEKAH

March 7th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! Sure hope you did because I’m going to be doing it pretty much non stop, cause the short I wrote for Morrison that our friends Alexis and Rick directed and DP (also a married couple, feel free to vom into your hand) is headed to the  2017 TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL!!! THREE CHEERS FOR PROJECTS BORN FROM LOVE! HERE’S A BUNCH OF PICTURES THAT LEGITIMIZE OUR CREATIVE ENDEAVORS!

Posted in MAWWAGE., YAY, a lot, boys, life, love, the future, tout, what my friends are doing | No Comments »

STAGED FAMILY PICTURE

November 28th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Let it be known that Cracker, having been raised by a human who is allergic to forced moments, heard the words ‘family picture!!!’ and hid above the refrigator for hours until finally he had to come down for food and then I FORCED THE MOMENT UPON HIM. Him being both of them.

Posted in a lot, animals, boys, family, holidays | No Comments »

classic Morrison move

October 13th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Oh nothing, just Morrison’s nephew Morrison bringing the heat with the same at once loving and unsettling eyes that his Uncle has, or as his mom aptly put it, ‘casually staring into your soul.’

Posted in a lot, awesome, babies, boys, family, ha, hmmmmm, love | No Comments »

punmasters

September 22nd, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

The other night I made us halibut, and Morrison Keddie suffered hours of my workshopping the perfect halibut joke. (Spoiler: none of them work. Just don’t even try. Not even ‘halibut what if you didn’t.’) And now, it is a mere 30 DAYS TIL I WED THIS KED. SEE WHAT I DED THERE? QUICK, TIME, HURRY, SO I CAN SEAL THE DEAL BEFORE HE CALLS IT OFF BECAUSE PUNS

Posted in MAWWAGE., a lot, boys, food, ha, hmmmmm, i am a grown up, love | No Comments »

WHOOPSIE

September 15th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

If you’re in a rush to get to work, it’s best to just pretend like you’re not, and complete tasks, like perhaps breakfast preparation, with the ease of all of the time in the world, or else:

Special thanks to Morrison for 1.) finding this hilarious so that I could, too 2.) documenting 3.) Cleaning every second of it up so that I could continue rushing out the door, unnecessarily banging into things.

Posted in MAWWAGE., boys, food, generally, ha, life, love, whining | No Comments »

TRICK QUESTION

August 11th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

Which one of these pictures is the best?

Take your time. Pick your favorite. Go ahead. Do it.

YOU ARE WRONG.

THEY ARE ALL THE VERY BEST. EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF THEM IS THE BEST PICTURE OF THIS FLAWLESS MOMENT, WHICH IS WHY I CURRENTLY HAVE 900 VERSIONS OF IT ON MY PHONE.

Posted in YAY, a lot, animals, boys, i am lucky, love | No Comments »

LOVER’S LIFT

July 22nd, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

THREE MONTHS TIL THE WEDDING

MORRISON IS GOING TO START BULKING UP

I’M GOING TO START SLIMMING DOWN

SOON OUR SIZES WILL ECLIPSE EACH OTHER AND HE WILL LIFT ME LIKE A BABY CARROT UNDER A PECAN TREE

Posted in YAY, a dream is a wish your heart makes, a lot, boys, hmmmmm, love, women | No Comments »

all synced up

July 19th, 2016 by Bekah Brunstetter

When you and your partner enter a Photo Booth and, with no previous discussion or plan, do the EXACT SAME THING AS EACH OTHER IN EACH FRAME, it is probably time to make a public and lifelong commitment, as your minds having officially melded into one.

1. HAPPY TERROR SURPRISE

2. JOY SCREAM INTO EACH OTHER’S FACES

3. DRUNK THOUGHTFUL PUPPETS

4. SMUSH KISS

Posted in MAWWAGE., boys, i am lucky, love | No Comments »

« Previous Entries