bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

Time management for Stuffing Enthusiasts

November 17th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Q. How much time can one woman spend reading stuffing recipes?

A. OOPS I JUST TURNED 90

(The above gem is croissant herb stuffing from half baked harvest or MY BED, DEPENDING ON WHICH WEEK YOU’RE READING THIS IN)

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FAME

November 15th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRR

UNDER THAT NAME

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Back in NYC for ten minutes

October 26th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

– stinky

– nostalgia

– has my Heart

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Why to have kids

October 14th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Niece Ruby out here this weekend just being a purple and living example of all of the different reasons to have kids, ie, their various functions beyond Tax Write off:

Coffee date:

Hat:

…..also Hat:

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Art

October 12th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

For years, I have born the burden of being the only artist in my immediate family. Finally, it seems I will no longer suffer, bear paint and crosses alone. My niece Olivia has declared herself a fellow tortured creative soul:

SUCH TRAUMA

SUCH MINIMALISM

THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, ETC.

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Go safely, to the places you are Going

September 26th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

This morning, heading out for the day in a tizzy, running through all of the places I had to be and things I had to do, Morrison said to me, soft like a morning poet: go safely to the places you are going, and it really stopped me, in the best of ways. I get too caught up in the mania of doing that sometimes I hurt myself, so says the cut on my finger from when I knifed myself trying to open a box yesterday. And so I say to myself, and to all of You: go safely, to all of the places you are going.

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D2N

September 21st, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

My most favorite episode of This is Us I’ve had the pleasure of writing is currently in production, and the Cake Opened most beautifully last night at the Geffen, but I am the MOST PROUD of my seamless, elegant transition from Daywear to Nightwear. YOU TRULY HAVE NOT LIVED, OR ARRIVED, UNTIL YOU HAVE CHANGED YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK.

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GLAMOUR; LUXURY

August 26th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

To any of those who, for whatever reason, are under the false impression that my life is in any way elegant or charming, HERE IS THE ROACH THAT JUST DIED ON MY SHOE.

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girl, inside

August 12th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

When I remember to get my hair cut, I always leave the place feeling like an elegant, effortless Body Wash Commercial, stepping out of a white limo on a Loop,

But then I quickly remember the girl inside, who recedes into her chins, pouting at the family wedding because everyone ate all of the mini quiches before she could have one.

I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THAT THIS IS WHY I WAS POUTING.

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Giving you Lip

August 2nd, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Wax person, after doing my eyebrows: would you like me to do your lip hair?

Me: what lip hair?

Wax person: RIP

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHOOWWW I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE, DO I STILL HAVE A FACE?

Wax person: YES AND NOW IT’S PERFECTLY HAIRLESS

Me: RUDE. (Looks in mirror) WELL, NOW I’M BEAUTIFUL.

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