bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
playwright in brooklyn, NY

Lifestyle blog fail

April 4th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

One of these is me trying to get a carefree picture of myself jumping on the beach. THE OTHER IS A PICTURE OF A ROBOT PLACED ON EARTH TO MAKE HUMANS FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES AND SUBSEQUENTLY SPEND HOURS TRYING TO DO THINGS THAT ONLY ROBOTS CAN DO, only to fail and fall face first into a vat of guacamole.

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GLAMOROUS HAWAIIAN VACATION

April 3rd, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Morrison and I are currently on holiday in Kauai, Hawaii, and just so we’re clear, it’s so far ALL TANNED CHISELED BODIES / Sunshine / great angles / celeb sightings / cheekbones / Kate spade beachwear / diamonds / the insides of expensive fish.

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This bunny

April 2nd, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

I just want to quit everything and just Be the giant seasonal festive bow atop my niece’s head. I want to hold her bangs out of her eyes / get a little bit covered in mashed up banana / sleep on the floor next to her bed.

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How to have Big Hair

March 29th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

1.) wash your hair

2.) be annoyed by your hair and genuinely wonder if you should just saw it all off with a kitchen knife but wait isn’t long hair a cultural signifier of femininity and WHY IS THAT and WHO EVEN CARES I’M PLENTY FEMININE I MEAN I HAVE APRONS WITH MY NAME ON THEM, is that femininity? Or just a dusty idea of it? What is it?

3.) Put your wet hair up, decide to answer what femininity is later, and inside of yourself

4.) forget you have hair

5.) hours later, remember you have hair, take hair down

6.) CONGRATS, You have big hair

Steam rollers are also an option / require way less self-reflection

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WHO THIS IS?

March 28th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Morrison got new head shots and I’ve now basically chosen to spend most of my time just looking at this one in particular, wondering HOW IT IS THAT I MANAGED TO MARRY THIS FINE PERSON, who can vacillate effortlessly between spy intensity and childlike silliness, a villain whose Bullets are giggles and genuine compliments, WHOSE ARMS COULD MOVE MOUNTAINS BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY ME, FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER.

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Heaven is a pullout couch

March 24th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

TRAPPED IN A TINY CABIN WITH MY SISTERS AND THE SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE DVD AND BARELY ANY RECEPTION

NEVER SEND HELP EVER

ONLY SEND CHIANTI AND SOCKS

 

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DAY DRINK

February 11th, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Sometimes I feel like a picture of a drink in a blog post

Trapped forever sideways

Because the writer cannot figure out how to alter the image

Because day drink

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Retirement Home

February 2nd, 2018 by Bekah Brunstetter

Dear Owner(s) of this whimsical cottage on the ocean:

I hope you are have a nice life and enjoying your beautiful home etc etc etc, but if you could please be ready to sell by approximately 2043 that would work great for me. In the meantime try not to touch or change anything, unless of course it involves somehow figuring out a way to include a large garden where I could grow seasonal squash varietals and snap peas, but also you know, enjoy yourselves, make memories in my future house, etc etc and so forth.

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HUSBAND PORN

December 13th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

WHY IS THIS THE HOTTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

SECOND TO WHEN HE WASHED MY KITCHENAID

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Kitchen what; kitchen who?

November 20th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

SOFT CLOSE CABINETS

FARMER’S SINK

CHAMPAGNE BRONZE PULLS

AND OTHER THINGS I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT UNTIL A MONTH AGO

NEW FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLLLLDDDDDD!

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