bekah brunstetter
Bekah Brunstetter I care deeply. About a lot of things. Like really, really deep. Ow
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Full circle, baby

May 6th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter


For years After grad school, I worked as the ‘customer service specialist’ for a corporate housing company (which, I should note, I was NOT GREAT AT but it did provide me with dear friends and also material.) Cut to 10 years later, I’m back in NYC for my ten year grad school reunion, and said friends put me up in one of the corporate apartments I used to get paid to fret over and it is truly a dream. IF THAT’S NOT FULL CIRCLE I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT IS THO LETS BE REAL ITS MORE LIKE A SERIES OF HAPHAZARD FIGURE EIGHTS

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Road trip gamez 

April 30th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter


We’ve had two six hour drives up to Carmel and back this weekend for the wedding (sidenote: WORTH EVERY SECOND) and so we’ve had to amuse ourselves with Bugles, racy rap music, impolite conversation and reboots of car games from our youth. The absolutely best car game thus far comes from Brother John keddie. Basically every time you see an RV, you put Anal in front of its name, and end up with classics like ‘Anal Prism’ and ‘Anal cougar’ and my personal favorite, ‘Anal Leprechaun.’ Once the words are said out loud, the players then laugh like children for a good 20 seconds then settle into a comfortable silence in which they remember that they are adults. Sharing this game here, and I quote Morrison, for ‘posteriority.’ 

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Beach guy

April 29th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

It’s very soothing to me how easy it is to make Morrison VERY HAPPY. You only have to bake him something or put him on a beach. You could also bake him something and hand it to him WHILE he is on a beach but that actually might explode the universe and so I have yet to try.

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TODAY AND EVERYDAY 

April 27th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter


I found this lady face sweatshirt yesterday. I think it’s my own slightly more subtle version of the THE FUTURE IS FEMALE garb. Full disclosure, I will be wearing it every day going forward until it becomes a cast and fuses with my skin and it has to be sliced off with a saw while I cry.

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Wedding Guest Couture 

April 26th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

My froworker Elizabeth is getting married in Carmel this weekend and I just can’t decide what to wear. It’s outdoors and at night and the couple requested ‘Get fancy! Go for it!’ So I’m thinking something like this:


IS IT TOO MUCH? IS IT APPROPRIATE? NO YOU’RE RIGHT I MIGHT BE COLD, I’LL BRING A COAT

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Tiny gentle Asians 

April 23rd, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter


Say, are you a white woman who fetishizes Asian babies but are sadly married to a white man so there’s no way that the two of you will produce one or at least not the old fashioned way? FOLLOW TINY GENTLE ASIANS ON INSTAGRAM FOR DAYS AND DAYS OF FAT BEAUTIFUL ANGELS! 

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eggxtra special Easter

April 16th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter


Got to meet this lil Easter Egg today, my niece Olivia Grace. Combo that with Easter Sunday and Q Time with my bros and free Krispy Kreme’s at church –

I wanna go ahead and call this quick trip home a WIN. Wish Morrison could be here too but his absence did serve as a fine excuse to make my romantic feelings for my mom’s giant decorative easter rabbit finally known.

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Adios / Bienvenido 

April 11th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

We spent our last night in Peru staring at the sunset and then eating food while also staring at the sunset. 




It’s always hard to re-enter normal life after adventure, but I must say, when I stepped on my flight to Atlanta, the stewardess called me honey and told me I looked plum tuckered out, and I was so grateful to hear my language and it’s weird intricacies that we ACTUALLY HUGGED, because maybe the only thing better than briefly bearing witness to other cultures, is stepping back into your own. 

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Gringas in Peru! 

April 10th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter


HUGE NEWS! Lima is not just a bean, it is in fact also the capital of Peru. We are here for just 24 hours before we head home, but it’s the perfect place to you know, be at normalish altitude again and maybe allow the stomach to return from angry dragon monster to standard napping cocker spaniel. To really round out our White Girls In Peru Adventure, we are staying at the Hilton, which boasts a roof top pool, filtered water, and toilets you can put toilet paper in to, which is to say, THINGS THAT WHITE GIRLS LOVE. ALSO THERE IS A PARK FULL OF CATS. 


HEY PERU DON’T BE MAD WHEN YOU’RE FULL OF WHITE GIRLS WHEN YOU HAVE THINGS LIKE PARKS FULL OF CATS AND MAYBE ALSO THESE 

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How to really actually be cool 

April 9th, 2017 by Bekah Brunstetter

Travel internationally with a small rolling suitcase like you’re just popping over to New York for the weekend. Stick out like a very cool thumb. Shout things like IS THIS TIMES SQUARE? People will like you and it’s NOT because they think you might be mentally ill! 

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